EXCLUSIVE: FIRST STILL FROM FIFTH SHADES OF GREY RELEASED!!!
A female director for the cinematic adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey, as released by EL James via Twitter, taking the world by surprise as she managed to string a sentence of some substance together! As female directors go, I might have preferred Catherine Breillat, Julia Leigh or Anne Fontaine, and from the boys, Atom Egoyan would have been also very good. But this'll do.
Wait, does this mean Aaron Taylor-Johnson will play Christian Grey?