"YOU GET AN OSCAR! YOU GET AN OSCAR! YOU GET AN OSCAR!"
This stars everybody. But there are only so many Oscars to go around! It's going to be a screeeeeaaaaaaming hot mess, you just know it, but Weinstein can steer anything to the Oscar podium, and you can bet they're gonna try with this turkey. Forest Whitaker is so ageless it's a wonder they didn't get him to play his role as a child as well. He's looking at another Oscar for this, or at least a nomination. Robin Williams clearly wants another Oscar. Melissa Leo clearly wants another Oscar, but she won't get one. Jane Fonda clearly wants one too, but she already has two. They'll both have to get past Oprah. Nobody's getting past Oprah. It's Oprah, bitch, don't even bother.
Alex Pettyfer? James Marsden? Lee Daniels has such a boner for those two, dear oh dear. Vanessa Redgrave? I'd watch a snuff film if it had Vanessa Redgrave in it, so I'm there. I say give her the Oscar.
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