BAFTA WINNERS PISS ALL OVER FILM

Yeah, these don't get a picture either.

Best Picture

The Artist (Thomas Langmann)

And so it continues...

Best Director

Michel Hazanavicius (The Artist)

And again...

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Jean Dujardin (The Artist)

I'm actually quite surprised that Gary Oldman didn't win here, and a little disappointed.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

Meryl Streep (The Iron Lady)

As expected, but this one remains as open as ever.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Christopher Plummer (Beginners)

He can't lose.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

Octavia Spencer (The Help)

Neither can she.

Best Original Screenplay

Michel Hazanavicius (The Artist)

Something tells me he'll win the Oscar too. If the WGA vote for him, he'll win the Oscar in this category. Does Woody need another?

Best Adapted Screenplay

Bridget O’Connor and Peter Straughan (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy)

*Sobs*

Best Cinematography

Guillaume Schiffman (The Artist)

Actually?

Best Editing

Chris King and Gregers Sall (Senna)

Meh.

Best Production Design

Dante Ferretti and Francesca Lo Schiavo (Hugo)

K.

Best Costume Design

Mark Bridges (The Artist)

Yawn.

Best Sound

Tom Fleischman, Eugene Gearty, John Midgley and Philip Stockton (Hugo)

So many thought Harry Potter would win this. I'm glad it didn't.

Best Special Visual Effects

Tim Burke, Greg Butler, John Richardson and David Vickery (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2)

Harry Potter did win this, though, and it did not deserve it.

Best Make-Up

Marese Langan (The Iron Lady)

Good make-up indeed.

Best Original Music

Ludovic Bource (The Artist)

Oscarrr!

Best Animated Film

Rango (Gore Verbinski)

Duh.

Best Documentary

Senna (Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, James Gay-Rees, Asif Kapadia, Manish Pandey)

Fine.

Best Film Not in the English Language

The Skin I Live In (Agustin Almodóvar, Pedro Almodóvar)

WHY?

Best British Film

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Tomas Alfredson, Eric Bevan, Eric Fellner, Bridget O’Connor, Robyn Slovo, Peter Straughan)

It is though.

Best Debut by a British Writer, Director or Producer

Paddy Considine and Diarmid Scrimshaw (Tyrannosaur)

Sure.

Best Short Animation

A Morning Stroll (Sue Goffe, Grant Orchard)

Of course I haven't seen it.

Best Short Film

Pitch Black Heist (John MacLean, Gerardine O’Flynn)

Haven't seen this either. Been meaning to though. I'd see The Skin I Live In again if it had Michael Fassbender in it.

The Orange Wednesdays Rising Star Award

Adam Deacon

Well it makes sense doesn't it? If Jessica Chastain can't get nominated here, surely the least deserving nominee ought to win. Chavs FTW.

Outstanding Contribution to British Film

John Hurt

:)